Quote of the Day

"The Pledge Class President takes the most fingers up the ass. He’s like Obama. The only difference revolves around the final result: once a PCP’s term is complete, he actually has some form of respect."

I Love College

The breeding ground for alcoholics, drug addicts and wicked hazing can all be attributed to the greatest four-year vacation of your life: COLLEGE. If you think that’s a bad thing, go fuck yourself. Let’s face it, when you walk into the real…

Summer Session

Society is extremely gracious in their acceptance of college as a tradition among youths. Yet, college will never settle. Hence, summer session. The greatest 4+ years of your life have not and will not be boxed into two semesters. When…

Quote of the Day

"The overachieving pledge is the guy to call when you really need something done. Need a condom in less than ten minutes before she passes out? He’ll be there, with three different kinds to choose from."

Quote of the Day

"If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00…

The Token Fat Pledge

Every pledge class comes in all shapes, ages and sizes. While fall classes are always larger than spring classes (number-wise), there will always be a token chubster in each pledge class. I don’t care if a fraternity has a reputation for…

Fear of the Unknown

As a pledge, knowing what’s going to happen next allows you to mentally, and sometimes physically, prepare for the shit to come. Well fuck-- where's the fun in that? It's like knowing you're about to get punched in the face. The knowledge…

Rush

The ultimate week of man flirting. Whether you’re a library nerd or a hardcore partier, every college student should experience a week of rush just for the hell of it. If you don’t know what rush is, then you’ve missed out. Usually…

In The Haze

While the Brotherhood continues it's perpetual symphony of fraternal order, the outside world shakes its ever-condoning finger. With the Fall semester right around the corner, the world wide web brings together a spectrum of mindsets far…

Animal House

I think we can all relate to one historical past-time that fully encompasses all that is Greek-life: Animal House. Nothing sparks a national boner more than a few alcoholic frat boys with an overdose of testosterone and unlimited kegs to…

Pledge Class Pet

Brothers have bestowed upon their inferior pledges numerous responsibilities, yet none can match that of the Pledge Class Pet. In order to legitimize the overall fraternity, the pledgeship process and new member education as a whole, a…

Frat Castles

It's time to be superficial. When it comes to fraternity life, it's all about the frat castle. If you're not familiar with the term, #30 fratty vocabulary can help you out. Fraternity houses all over the country are the spectacles of their…

Parental Problems

It's one of the hardest hurdles to overcome as a freshman. Convincing your parents to rush and pledge a fraternity is as difficult as it gets. Some are blessed with Greek family traditions, while others are tortured by old school…

Cost of Pledgeship

The decision to join a fraternity rivals one of marriage. The options of women, and that of fraternities, are endless. Yet, in the end, only one reigns supreme. The downside? The money, of course. Do I really need to explain what a wife…

Quote of the Day

"Osama Bin Laden wasn't killed by any ordinary #18 GDI. That would never happen. The proud marine responsible for the bullet in his head was a worthy frat-star back in the day. No surprise there, the Wall Street Journal reports."

Living In The House

If a brotherhood created a bucket-list, this would sit right at the top of it. You're not a true brother, nor have you truly experienced the brotherhood, if you've yet to live in the house. It's the hub of all debauchery, and the home of…

Pledge Master

The Pledge Master serves as the single most important component of fraternal pledgeship. All pledge programs incorporate an exclusive brother who leads each pledge class through their semester-long pledgeship, and eventually into the…

Pledge Socials

The hellish semester of pledgeship isn't all bad. The Brotherhood needs to keep pledges sane, and continue to give them a taste of what's to come once pledgeship is over. Every once in a while, pledges are rewarded with a #91 Pledge Social.

Big Brothers

Each pledge is given a slight glimmer of hope throughout their semester of hell. While a pledge and his pledge class will become unified in their position against the brotherhood, a small group of brothers will serve as allies for the…