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The greatest quotes involving pledgeship.

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Choosing a fraternity during rush is complicated. It's a week-long version of speed dating. Yet, unlike blind dates, there's always a fraternity that fits you. There's no excuse to be a GDI.

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"Pledges have unwritten power. By ratting on the brotherhood for hazing, a pledge can successfully cancel pledgeship altogether. Did I mention the added incentive? The pledge also digs himself his own grave. Seriously. There's nothing worse…

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"As a rookie brother, hazing a pledge is like making love for the first time. It's always awkward at first, but practice makes perfect. Your manly essence thanks you for your guilty pleasure."

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"The brotherhood awaits the newest set of pledges like it's the night before Christmas. Each present comes with special features, such as designated driving, personal catering and unified hazing."

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"Pledgeship is like a rainbow. Pledges do everything in their power to find the brotherhood's pot of gold. It's fucking beautiful in the eyes of the brothers. The pledges fuck themselves over all the way to the other end."

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"The Pledge Class President takes the most fingers up the ass. He’s like Obama. The only difference revolves around the final result: once a PCP’s term is complete, he actually has some form of respect."

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"The overachieving pledge is the guy to call when you really need something done. Need a condom in less than ten minutes before she passes out? He’ll be there, with three different kinds to choose from."

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"If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00…

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"Osama Bin Laden wasn't killed by any ordinary #18 GDI. That would never happen. The proud marine responsible for the bullet in his head was a worthy frat-star back in the day. No surprise there, the Wall Street Journal reports."

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We'll take a page out of the Brotherhoods' favorite piece of art, Animal House: Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee. Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do? Otter: It means you…

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"Pledgeship parallels a glorified ROTC. The yelling, physicality and mental torture seem all too similar. Such hardship forces unity, and makes you respect your letters when all is said and done."

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"Some college overachievers garner their degree in the typical fields of real-world bullshit. Yet, only the best graduate with an Honors Degree in Fratting. Others might call it Fraternal Education, with minors in Keg Stands, Sex Education…

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"Don't let Rush fool you. The Brotherhood puts on a glorious front, all for the sake of recruitment. All the beer, liquor and women in the world will be thrown your way. But alas, the Brotherhood might be nice now, but in due time, you'll…