It’s truly difficult to not give Charlie credit. Well, it’s the Brotherhood’s turn. Pledging Sucks is about fraternities, hazing, pledgeship and the sort. Where does Charlie fit in? Fucking everywhere. He embodies all that we preach, and never stops winning. Let’s take a look at some of his memorable quotes. Give him credit, he deserves it. Once a frat-star, always a frat-star.
“Everyone will say: Don’t be special, be one of us! NEWSFLASH: I am special, and I will never be one of you.”
Frat-stars are unique. They’re special, and don’t follow the #20 GDI lifestyle.
“It (my brain) fires in a way, not particularly from this terrestrial realm.”
Some same we pay for our friends. They hate on the way fraternities and sororities do things. That’s just fine, because frat-stars pave their own pathways. Charlie endured his pledgeship, so you won’t ever see him on the list of #17 celebrities who need to get hazed.
“I have one speed, one gear … go!”
“Can’t is the cancer of happen. aka I can’t do it.”
Is Charlie #31 too old to pledge? Fuck no.
“I exposed them to magic. I exposed them to something they’ll never see in their boring normal lives…they’ll live with that for the rest of their lives.”
Fraternity life is unparalleled. At no other time in your life can you get away with such ridiculous shit. Charlie Sheen #12 loves college, without a doubt.
It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.