Fraternity Glory Days: The Top 3 Celebrities of 12 Big Fraternity Houses


Ever wonder what your favorite big-screen badasses, superstar athletes, and mega-rich media moguls were like in college? Only the best knew how to party, and if they did just that, you better believe they joined a frat. Will Ferrell over there, he was a classy Delta Tau Delta. Let’s all raise our glasses to the best celebrities who knew how to party. They partied hard in the greatest households on earth, fraternities.

Alpha Tau Omega

Jim Mora

Classic Coors Light Commercials

Steve Spurrier

South Carolina Gamecocks

William Davidson

Founder of Harley Davidson

Beta Theta Pi

Sam Walton

Walmart. Savior of all cheap-asses and less fortunate others

Kenneth Lay

The Enron jackass

John Wooden

National titles, anyone?

Delta Tau Delta

John Elway

The only Denver Bronco we know other than Tim Tebow

Drew Carey

Price Is Right & Whose Line Is It Anyways?

Will Ferrell

“We’re going streakin’!”

Kappa Sigma

Robert Redford

Movies galore, both acting and directing

Jimmy Buffet

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

Jerry Jones

Can buy his team the best stadium, but can’t buy a win for anything

Phi Delta Theta

Burt Reynolds

The Longest Yard and more

Neil Armstrong

Outer space is no big deal

Wes Welker

New England Patriots: fantasy team top-pick

Pi Kappa Alpha

Tim McGraw

Country singing badass

Jeremy Piven


John Stewart

Daily Show genius

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

David Spade

Drink a beer with Joe Dirt

Phil Jackson

Bull and Laker legend

Nick Lachey

He took Jessica Simpson’s V-card…you’ve got to give him credit

Sigma Chi

John Wayne

Vegas icon

David Letterman

Getting it done both with the wife, and the co-worker

Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie?

Sigma Phi Epsilon

James Naismith

Inventing the sport of Basketball will get you on a lot of lists

Tom Hicks

Owns the Dallas Stars, Texas Rangers and Liverpool FC

Fred L. Turner

Chairman and contributor to America’s sole weight problem: McDonalds

Sigma Nu

Harrison Ford

Indiana Jones and Star Wars will do the trick

Bob Barker

The Price Is Right… or as Happy says: “The price is WRONG, bitch!”

The Manning Bros

Football brotherhood

Tau Kappa Epsilon

Ronald Reagan

He’s important, just give him that

Willie Nelson

Age-old country singer

Elvis Presley

The founder of all-things-music

Zeta Beta Tau

George Macy

What’s better, owning Macy’s, or having a parade with your name?

Donnie Edwards

NFL linebacker

Harold Ramis

Wrote the greatest movie of all time… Animal House

If you’re fraternity didn’t make the list, please, throw in a comment (bitch away) to make the list as classy as possible. And if your favorite celebrity never went Greek, he’s not worth the fame. The party starts in college, let’s keep it that way.

It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.

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  1. PledgeMaster says

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  2. Alex says

    Add Delta Kappa Epsilon to this list. Three notable Alumni include, George W. Bush, George HW Bush, William Randolph Hearst. Also actor Billy Crudup was a Deke.

  3. Anonymous says

    Pi Kappa Phi

    Tommy Lasorda- former manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers
    Wally Butts- former head coach of the UGA Bulldogs
    Joe Sewell- Hall of Fame MLB infielder
    Jim Edmonds- All-star outfielder for the Cincinatti Reds

  4. Squatch says

    Phi Delt represent!

  5. Anon says

    Matthew Fox was a Fiji

  6. Anonymous says

    there was a nig is zbt???

  7. Anonymous says

    petyon manning wasnt a sigma nu. eli and archie manning were.

  8. Anonymous says

    phi kappa psi!!!

  9. Pat says

    Phi Kappa Sigma…Adolphus A Busch IV…yeah beers pretty awsome right? And Skip Bayless, ESPN guy.

  10. anonymous says

    Calvin Coolidge-30th US president
    Phil Knight- founder, owner, and president of Nike (second highest net worth on the above list at $10.2bil)
    Jack Nicklaus- brofessional golfer
    E.B. White- author of Charlotte’s Web
    Seth Meyers- SNL
    Morgan Spurlock- Supersize Me (suck a fat one Fred Turner)

    i can keep going if you’d like.

  11. jake says

    phi kappa psi — bloomberg

  12. kev says

    pi lambda phi

    mark cuban – owns the stars and is a fucking boss
    ed rendell – govenor and threw snowballs at the cowboys when he was the DA of philly
    Ryan renyolds – van wilder
    kevin james – king of queens
    sandy koufax – hall of fame pitcher
    lewis black – comedian

  13. SJR says

    Delta Tau Delta

    -Will Ferrel
    -Drew Carey
    -Matthew McConaughey
    -John Elway

  14. A.E.K.D.B says

    FIJI sucks…. Morgan Spurlock, Seth Myers, and EB White are the least “fratty” people alive barely behind any Middle Eastern person. Being a president is fratty as shown by JFK, but come on…. Calvin Coolidge???? FIJI is not now, or ever going to be apart of the big 12. Also, ATO sucks, but everyone knows that so I won’t go into detail as of why.

  15. A.E.K.D.B says

    Yes, I realize EB White is dead… I was just so dumbfounded that anyone would consider him “fratty.”

  16. SNu-UTK SUCKS says

    ALSO, Payton Manning wasn’t a Sigma Nu at Tennessee… He wasn’t in a fraternity. He is fratty though, which is why he hung out at the Kappa Sigma house….. Sigma Nu sucks at (the real) UT.

  17. Sammy says

    Sigma Alpha Mu:
    -Bernie Madoff
    -David Stern – NBA Commissioner
    -Ernie Davis – 1961 Heisman winner
    -Marv Albert – NBC sports commentator
    -Bob Dylan
    -Steve Wynn

  18. Anonymous says

    Alpha Sigma Phi

    Warren Buffett
    Vincent Price
    Billy Johnson

  19. Anonymous says

    Sigma pi
    Tony romo

  20. anonymous says

    Delta Chi – Ashton Kutcher

  21. Anonymous says

    Kappa Alpha Order

    Zac Brown
    Brandt Snedeker
    Will Muschamp
    Sonny Jurgensen
    J Edgar Hoover
    General George S Patton

  22. Anonymous says

    Kappa Alpha Order

    Brandt Snedeker
    J Edgar Hoover
    Zac Brown
    George S Patton
    Will Muschamp

  23. Anonymous says

    Beta. That is all.

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  25. Skip says

    President Woodrow Wilson
    Olympic Gold Medal Swimmer – Mark Spitz
    Actor – Fred Gwynne

  26. Snow says

    How is Dan Bilzerian not on there for pike??

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