Ever wonder what your favorite big-screen badasses, superstar athletes, and mega-rich media moguls were like in college? Only the best knew how to party, and if they did just that, you better believe they joined a frat. Will Ferrell over there, he was a classy Delta Tau Delta. Let’s all raise our glasses to the best celebrities who knew how to party. They partied hard in the greatest households on earth, fraternities.
Alpha Tau Omega
Classic Coors Light Commercials
South Carolina Gamecocks
Founder of Harley Davidson
Beta Theta Pi
Walmart. Savior of all cheap-asses and less fortunate others
The Enron jackass
National titles, anyone?
Delta Tau Delta
The only Denver Bronco we know other than Tim Tebow
Price Is Right & Whose Line Is It Anyways?
“We’re going streakin’!”
Movies galore, both acting and directing
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
Can buy his team the best stadium, but can’t buy a win for anything
Phi Delta Theta
The Longest Yard and more
Outer space is no big deal
New England Patriots: fantasy team top-pick
Pi Kappa Alpha
Country singing badass
Daily Show genius
Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Drink a beer with Joe Dirt
Bull and Laker legend
He took Jessica Simpson’s V-card…you’ve got to give him credit
Getting it done both with the wife, and the co-worker
Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie?
Sigma Phi Epsilon
Inventing the sport of Basketball will get you on a lot of lists
Owns the Dallas Stars, Texas Rangers and Liverpool FC
Fred L. Turner
Chairman and contributor to America’s sole weight problem: McDonalds
Indiana Jones and Star Wars will do the trick
The Price Is Right… or as Happy says: “The price is WRONG, bitch!”
The Manning Bros
Tau Kappa Epsilon
He’s important, just give him that
Age-old country singer
The founder of all-things-music
Zeta Beta Tau
What’s better, owning Macy’s, or having a parade with your name?
Wrote the greatest movie of all time… Animal House
If you’re fraternity didn’t make the list, please, throw in a comment (bitch away) to make the list as classy as possible. And if your favorite celebrity never went Greek, he’s not worth the fame. The party starts in college, let’s keep it that way.
It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.