Quote of the Day

We'll take a page out of the Brotherhoods' favorite piece of art, Animal House: Otter: Flounder, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee. Flounder: Gee Otter, thanks. What do I have to do? Otter: It means you…

Hazing 101

Fraternities in a nutshell encompass all that hazing and partying have to offer. It's the cold hard facts, and the mountains are as blue as they get. There are numerous forms and fashions, with countless different objectives, dilemmas and…

Awkward Transition

The transition period between Pledge and Brother creates an eloquent awkwardness. It’s truly difficult to explain. For months, a pledge rivals his position as the scum of the earth. The Brotherhood makes life miserable. It’s inevitable that…

Quote of the Day

"Pledgeship parallels a glorified ROTC. The yelling, physicality and mental torture seem all too similar. Such hardship forces unity, and makes you respect your letters when all is said and done."

Quote of the Day

"Some college overachievers garner their degree in the typical fields of real-world bullshit. Yet, only the best graduate with an Honors Degree in Fratting. Others might call it Fraternal Education, with minors in Keg Stands, Sex Education…

Why We Haze

Society consists of an overwhelming amount of anti-hazing douche-bags. Wherever the pre-conceived notions came from, it’s pretty fucking obvious that the haters of hazing can be sourced back to GDI college life. Only those who have…

The Snitch

With pledgeship already a few weeks in the books, it's time to discuss the elephant in the room. The process of pledging is one of gradual pain. Hazing begins on a small level, and works its way up. The brotherhood needs to filter out the…

SigEp Rape Survey

"If you could rape someone, who would it be?" If that's not enough of an incentive to read this story, I don't know what is. University of Vermont SigEp was suspended for an offensive survey. Shocker? Not really. Check out the article after…

Quote of the Day

"Don't let Rush fool you. The Brotherhood puts on a glorious front, all for the sake of recruitment. All the beer, liquor and women in the world will be thrown your way. But alas, the Brotherhood might be nice now, but in due time, you'll…

6 Common Myths

It's sometimes best to let the media speak, even if their inspirational #29 anti-hazing douchebag commentary makes you sick. We can't always be supportive of the brotherhood, now can we? Either way, take a quick read over a local…

Rush Preparation

Ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes? Here's your backstage access to what fraternities do to prepare for #2 Rush. While most outsiders consider a group of fraternity guys to be lackluster in their preparation skills, the truth is…

The Portfolio

Welcome. Around 2 years ago, a few fraternity brothers (a few drinks in) came up with the nit-witted idea to start a website. Broke as always, the stellar bunch somehow rounded up enough money to make it happen. 80+ articles and 100+…