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Welcome. Around 2 years ago, a few fraternity brothers (a few drinks in) came up with the nit-witted idea to start a website. Broke as always, the stellar bunch somehow rounded up enough money to make it happen. 80+ articles and 100+ thousand unique visitors later, it’s time to break down all that the Pledging Sucks brotherhood has to offer…

More than anything, we want and need your comments, thoughts and submissions. You can always Submit A Story, or shoot us an email @ PledgeMaster@PledgingSucks.com. We’re sick of being the ones always talking. Speak the fuck up, everyone will listen. We’ve written articles on request, and are happy to do-so. Talk to us, we’re fucking lonely.

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Pledgeship 101

We tried to cover the basics. Everything you need to know about pledging. All joking aside, we’re attempting to be educational. Take it or leave, there’s some valuable tips strewn throughout:

#2: Rush

#4: The Asshole of the Brotherhood

#13: Pledge Class President (PCP)

#16: The Importance of Secrecy

#18: GDI: God Damn Independents

#26: Brother Hazing

#29: Anti-Hazing Douchebags

#33: Pledgeship Is A Party

#36: Taking Advantage of Pledges

#37: New Year, New Semester, New Pledge Class

#38: FAQ: Fraternity Edition

#39: Anticipation of Pledgeship

#41: Why We Haze

#46: Awkward Transition

#49: The Future Frat-Star

#53: Pledge Attire

#54: Big Brothers

#55: Underground Fraternities

#57: Pledge Master

#59: Fraternity Stereotypes

#62: Cost of Pledgeship

#69: Signature Books

#71: Alcoholic Pledgeship


Featured

#00: Pledgeship

#00: Why It Sucks

#23: Top 10 Worst Hazing Scandals & Stories

#45: 14 Most Brutal Hazing Rituals

#65: Frat Castles

#20: GDI: God Damn Independents

#30: Fratty Vocabulary

#13: Pledge Class President (PCP)

#60: What The Letters Really Mean


Types of Pledges


#9: The Overachieving Pledge

#10: The Token Fat Pledge

#14: The Pledge Who Does Nothing

#21: The Ideal Pledge

#25: The Drunk Pledge

 

 

Advice

 

#31: How Old Is Too Old to Pledge?

#40: When Should I Pledge?

#51: When Does Hazing Go Too Far?

#64: Which Fraternity Is Right For Me?

 

 


 

Random


#1: Animal House

#3: Fear of the Unknown

#5: You Know You’re a Pledge When…

#6: Even The Great Tim Tebow Gets Hazed

#12: I Love College

#15: Brotherhood-Haters: Fuck the Police

#17: Celebrities Who Need To Get Hazed

#22: Frat Life Reality TV

#28: Urban Dictionary: Frat Edition

#30: Fratty Vocabulary

#34: Frat Hazing Video Parody

#44: Hazing Visualized

#52: Charlie Sheen: Celebrity Frat-Star

#56: Sports Hazing: New York Yankees

#59: Fraternity Stereotypes

#60: What The Letters Really Mean

#61: Brotherhood Communication: The List-Serve

#65: Frat Castles

#67: Summer Session

#68: Legitimacy Factor: Long Dick of the Law

#70: Game Day Pledgeship

#72: Hazing Video

#74: You Signed Up For This

 

 

Submitted Stories

 

#7: Rob’s Story: Line-Ups

#11: John’s Story: Candle-Light Hell Week

#19: Margarita Mondays

#35: GDI’s Story: Volunteer Pledge

#42: Anonymous: Bullet-Pointed Pledgeship

#48: Pledge-In-Progress

#66: Puke Laden Slip-n-Slide 

 

In The News

 

#43: Sports Program Canceled Due to Hazing Incident

#47: Sorority Hazing Scandal

#50: TKE Initiation Hazing Allegations

#58: SAE Kicked Off Campus

#63: Yale DKE Chanting

#73: SAE $12K Alumni Rampage

#75: Marching Band Hazing Death

 

 

Quote of the Day

 

#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20, #21, #22, #23, #24, #25, #26

 

 

It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.




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2 Comments
  1. PledgeMaster says

    Thoughts so far?

  2. BLAaA says

    Most people in fraternities do not know what real hazing is. Before this semester I thought shit i read on this website were horrible but they don’t even compare to the things i’ve been through and seen with 2 other frats at my school. Lets be real here, what do you consider extreme hazing? physical? mental? People who think they got hazed and the worst thing they had to do is take a bath in ketchup is hilarious. I know most people think they get hazed, like Michigan..but honestly, being forced to chug alcohol was a considered a gift while pledging . Most people have no clue what real hazing is. What actual torture is. It pisses me off that there are so many fucking people who think they are tough because they pledged and got “hazed”. First off hazing may show how tough you are but more importantly it gives you your best fucking friends. People who didn’t go through bad shit are not close with their pledge brothers. They might do everything together but they are not pledge brothers. they are friends. To me a pledge brother is someone who went to hell and back with you, and when in hell, they always had your back….and still do

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