Quote of the Day


“If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00! Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.”

Word of the wise from a summer of bro-haters on Wall Street and in the Obama-sphere.

The Brotherhood will be back in action come fall.

Finish off your Coronas, and get ready for rush, pledges, game-days and so much more.

As always, shoot any stories, comments or questions to PledgeMaster@PledgingSucks.com.

Go Greek, or go the fuck home. Enjoy the rest of your summer bros.



It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.






  1. PledgeMaster says

    Beer has and always will be the reason I get up every afternoon. Agreed?

  2. Specstre says

    I agree totally. The quote is gold.

  3. John says

    Great quote!

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