10 ) You look like a tool. Your pledge attire resembles a mix of Steve Urkel and The OC.
9 ) Fear of the frat house replaces and overrides the fear of failing out of college.
8 ) While your GPA plummets, becoming a true “frat-star” replaces any college goal previously established.
7 ) You would seriously consider killing that asshole brother who fucks with you most.
6 ) The Greek alphabet replaces the holy bible that you now keep in your back pocket.
5 ) You constantly try and convince yourself that dropping wouldn’t be a pussy thing to do…
4 ) You constantly ask yourself why the hell you’re paying for this.
3 ) You walk as if you have a stick up your ass— most just figuratively, yet some literally.
2 ) You haven’t jerked it in weeks; there just isn’t enough time in the day.
1 ) You chug that beer for hope, rather than taste.
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It’s not hazing. It’s brotherhood.